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Cento in Print: Fall I 2026

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Centre Removes Walkways

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By Aelwen Iredale Hear ye, hear ye! Attention all students! Have you noticed some changes on your walks across Centre’s campus? Don’t worry, you’re not going crazy. Centre is simply implementing new, stricter pathways. We can all agree that cement is an ugly blight across the beautiful green grass that Centre spends all of its […]

New Fraternity Begins Chartering Process!

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by Hallie Gleeson Centre College has a highly active Greek Life, with around 50% of the student population participating. There are five sororities and, until this year, six fraternities. A seventh fraternity is chartering now! Oozma Kappa is an international and interdimensional Greek organization that was founded in 2011. Its members value true brotherhood, personal […]

Colonels Beware!!!

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by Macy Critchelow Captain Danbeard has walked into Cowan and has pillaged all the citrus. As he vigorously stomps with his pegleg clipping on the floor. He addresses his audience in a loud, aggressive cadence. “Peel, peel, rip, rip, A Cutie in me hand, I’ve stockpiled citrus by the chest, The finest fruit in all […]

An Update from the Ghost of Grant

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By McKenzie Snellgrove Dear Centre College, Yes, it is I, the infamous ghost of Grant Hall. Unless you are a theatre or music student, you may not know who I am, so I might as well introduce myself. Have you ever been in a practice room late at night and saw the lights flicker at […]

Ask Abe: How do I make friends?

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How do I make friends? This is a strong question! There are SO many different ways that you can make friends on campus. The first thing I would suggest is to find clubs or intramural sports teams that you are interested in! There are multiple ways to find these groups, but the active clubs will […]

Physics Joke of the Month

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By Nathan Palley A traffic cop pulls over a car going 88 in a 70 zone. The car contained esteemed physicists Werner Heisenberg and Georg Ohm, as well as physicist Erwin Schrödinger. The cop asks “Did you know you were going 88 mph?” Heisenberg exclaimed, “Great, now we’re lost!” The cop asks to look in […]

The Cento In Print: Spring III 2026

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The Cento In Print: Spring II 2026

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The Cento In Print: April Fools 2026

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Happy April Fools from the Cento!

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