Author: Cento
Shock and Aww: 2017 Chevrolet Volt
2017 Chevrolet Volt, owned by McKenzie Gatica Want to see your ride featured? Feel free to submit it by contacting connor.parks@centre.edu by Connor Parks Well, folks, this is it. The lobbyists and politicians got me. Yep, you saw it right: the Cento is reviewing electric cars now, and there’s nothing I can do about it. […]
Residential Rules Come Unstuck
by Aelwen Iredale Between the 2024-25 school year and 2025-26 school year, Centre College introduced two new decoration policies which have begun to be enforced in our 2026-27 fall term. First, under the Damages section, all forms of decoration adhesives were banned aside from poster putty. Second, under the Housing Contract section, “No flags, banners, […]
What’s New In Danville
by Oliver Longenecker “Texas Roadhouse is coming.” “We’re getting Jersey Mikes.” “We’re getting 7-Brew.” Throughout this past year, as well as back in 2025, rumors floated around Danville about what was coming in the next year or two. Whenever you open Facebook, you’d see a post on the “What’s Happening in Boyle County” account saying […]
NO DATA CENTRE
By Oliver Longenecker It’s apparent now that AI (Artificial Intelligence) is becoming a part of our everyday lives, whether we like it or not. While this new technology has its advantages and disadvantages, it’s very clear what the impacts of this technology is on the environment. Now look, I’m not going to soapbox this by […]
Centre Removes Walkways
By Aelwen Iredale Hear ye, hear ye! Attention all students! Have you noticed some changes on your walks across Centre’s campus? Don’t worry, you’re not going crazy. Centre is simply implementing new, stricter pathways. We can all agree that cement is an ugly blight across the beautiful green grass that Centre spends all of its […]
New Fraternity Begins Chartering Process!
by Hallie Gleeson Centre College has a highly active Greek Life, with around 50% of the student population participating. There are five sororities and, until this year, six fraternities. A seventh fraternity is chartering now! Oozma Kappa is an international and interdimensional Greek organization that was founded in 2011. Its members value true brotherhood, personal […]
Colonels Beware!!!
by Macy Critchelow Captain Danbeard has walked into Cowan and has pillaged all the citrus. As he vigorously stomps with his pegleg clipping on the floor. He addresses his audience in a loud, aggressive cadence. “Peel, peel, rip, rip, A Cutie in me hand, I’ve stockpiled citrus by the chest, The finest fruit in all […]
An Update from the Ghost of Grant
By McKenzie Snellgrove Dear Centre College, Yes, it is I, the infamous ghost of Grant Hall. Unless you are a theatre or music student, you may not know who I am, so I might as well introduce myself. Have you ever been in a practice room late at night and saw the lights flicker at […]
Ask Abe: How do I make friends?
How do I make friends? This is a strong question! There are SO many different ways that you can make friends on campus. The first thing I would suggest is to find clubs or intramural sports teams that you are interested in! There are multiple ways to find these groups, but the active clubs will […]