Category: CentOnion

by Cole Hiller Next, I meticulously researched and interviewed every single writer and editor at Cento. I  checked their social media (whether it be new posts or old posts) and read through all their likes and comments. I also talked to their friends and family in order to get an accurate read of the characters […]

by Daniel Covington It’s getting closer and closer to Christmas! Here at the Cento, we have compiled a list of gifts suitable for Centre students. Whether you are a fellow student, staff member, or parent of a Centre student, these 10 gifts would be perfect for any Centre student. Be sure to order soon, if […]

by Charlesie Robison Hello, Centre Students! I hope everyone enjoyed this year’s study abroad fair! However, due to some complications, some courses were left out of this year’s showcase. So, I am happy to announce five more courses for consideration for this coming 2026-2027 Abroad and Away program!  BYU / Utah – REL281 with Dr. […]

by Aelwen Iredale and Connor Parks To: students-request@lists.centre.edu From: katie.murphy@centre.edu Good day, everyone! There have been some early additions to the Spring 2026 Convocation Calendar, which are reflected on the document below. These events can also be found on the Convocations page on CentreNet.  Make sure to mark your calendars for these upcoming convocations! While […]

 By McKenzie Snellgrove This year, I’ve grown tired of the holly jolly Christmas schtick and become suspicious of good ol’ Kris Kringle. Just as we’ve seen with the release of the Epstein list, anyone who has a substantial amount of power and wealth is bound to have some skeletons in their closet…so what could Santa […]

by Anonymous Greetings Colonels! It is I, your favorite, faithful Centre student, back with another update from my amazing life at Centre College! What a whirlwind of a year it has been so far. Today, I’d like to update my readers on the wonderful living situation I have lucked into this year. Not to brag, […]

by “The Anno-Hater” (Anonymous) Dear Editor, I am a learned scholar with three masters in English Studies, Comparative Literature, and Rhetorical Discourse, as well as a PhD in Personal and Academic Perfection from Rushmore University—just in case you needed to know my credentials upfront. (I am currently also a student at Centre College pursuing my […]

by McKenzie Snellgrove If you are a patron of the arts at Centre, you have probably heard of the raucous, absurdist comedy coming to the stage this fall—The Arsonists, by Max Frisch. However, under the slapstick comedy and witty humor, a far more sinister event emerges. In my commitment to journalism, I have gone undercover, […]

by McKenzie Snellgrove and Linley Mueller Happy Halloween Colonels! If you are thinking about participating in that great modern college tradition of Halloweekend and wondering how to make it the best ever, you have come to the right place! Here at the Cento, we strive to help you make the best grades, cultivate great relationships […]

by Aelwen Iredale Alright, Centre students, there’s a new obstacle on your way to classes. Not only must you avoid gnats, wasps, rotting walnuts, and your various opps, you must now avoid the sprinkler system outside of Sutcliffe. You think it’s gone now that the statue’s up? No. Morning, noon, and night, the sprinklers are […]