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Ask Abe: Help, I Deserve Better

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Dear Abe, I don’t think I deserved the grade I got on my exam, how should I go about fixing this? If a test defeats you, then you must retaliate by defeating it. Or, more precisely, you must defeat the person who created that test: your professor. When you stare at the failing grade on […]

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By Cole Hiller and Linley Mueller This week, on the Cento’s Trustworthy News Update, we have caught wind of a variety of interesting events.  What a doozy for news this week! Here at The Cento, we are committed to bringing the most riveting, informative, curated news to your attention. We hope you can see the […]

20-ish Questions With The Cento: Student Satisfaction Survey

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Welcome to 20ish Questions with The Cento! Take the survey here The purpose of this survey is to glean the satisfaction of Centre students with Centre College. Topics will include housing, food, meal plans, campus safety, and the quality of services from various departments. The Cento intends to represent and report on the student body’s concerns, complaints, suggestions, […]

How to Win the Centre Housing Lottery

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by Daniel Covington February 18, 2025 is the second day of the housing lottery process. Last year, The Cento shared opinions on how students were experiencing poor communication and a shoddy launch of the new eRezLife housing system. This year, it looks like the RLO office has reevaluated and taken immense feedback from students. This […]

Eurydice: An Upcoming Student-Led Production

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by Adam West Eurydice is a play by Sarah Ruhl that Centre Players will be putting on February 21st and 22nd at 7:30 pm and on the 23rd at 2 pm, all in Weisiger Theater. The play will run for about an hour and 15 minutes. The director of Eurydice, Skylar Hensley, is a senior […]

Capitol to Campus: Political News You Need to Know

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by Kayla Rogers This section of The Cento is intended to bring politics news, from Kentucky’s local politics to national politics in the United States. However, some truly remarkable events have occurred on the international stage as of late and I believe it would be a disservice to leave these events off your radar: These […]

The Cowan Round Table

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by Elke Coenders Some members of the Algonquin Round Table visited Centre recently. They took over a Cowan table. I eavesdropped and wrote down some things they said. Edna Ferber: “Being a business major is like death by drowning, a really delightful sensation after you cease to study.” Dorothy Parker: “I like to have a […]

The Cento Crossword – Winter I 2025

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If I Were A Billionaire…

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by Hallie Gleeson Scan today’s top headlines and you’ll spot a half-dozen references to Zuckerburg, Musk, Bezos, and the like. Barely a day goes by where we don’t hear about the goings-on of the 0.01%. We joke, we groan, and sometimes we even admire — after all, most of them are self-made, or have at […]

Looking For a Job At Centre?

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by Aelwen Iredale We all know that Centre is expensive; we complain about it all the time. Between tuition, room and board, meal plans, and all the money we spend avoiding staying on campus, we are all broke college students, as per usual. But what if I told you there was a solution? Centre has […]

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