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  • Beloved “Nevin Cat” Passes Away: How Do Animals Enrich Campus?

    Beloved “Nevin Cat” Passes Away: How Do Animals Enrich Campus?

    May 11, 2026

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    Features

    by Adam West The Nevin Cat passed away after being hit by a car on April 14th. With the tragic passing of this campus icon, beloved by many for its good nature, it felt like something had to be said about the contribution of animals to a college campus.  Many animals on a college campus…

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  • Student Survey Says, “We Pay Too Much To Live in These Conditions”

    Student Survey Says, “We Pay Too Much To Live in These Conditions”

    May 06, 2026

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    News

    by Jenna Nicodemus and Simon Forsting The Cento recently conducted a Student Satisfaction Survey to represent student voices on various campus matters: housing, meal plans, public safety, Greek Life, accommodations, and more. A total of 127 respondents participated, which is exactly 50 more students than last year’s survey. This represents approximately 8% of the student…

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  • The Death of Centre’s Superhero

    The Death of Centre’s Superhero

    May 06, 2026

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    Arts & Leisure, Features, News

    by Adam West Kane Anderson, Visiting Professor of Theater at Centre College, tragically passed away on February 27th at the age of 47. Kane, as he preferred to be known, was well known on campus for his dark humor and his incredible sense of fashion, which he claimed to do to make theater look more…

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  • Letter to the Editor: I Live in The Sewers

    Letter to the Editor: I Live in The Sewers

    Nov 01, 2025

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    CentOnion

    by “The Anno-Hater” (Anonymous) Dear Editor, I am a learned scholar with three masters in English Studies, Comparative Literature, and Rhetorical Discourse, as well as a PhD in Personal and Academic Perfection from Rushmore University—just in case you needed to know my credentials upfront. (I am currently also a student at Centre College pursuing my…

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  • HELP! The Arsonists Have Taken Over!! 

    HELP! The Arsonists Have Taken Over!! 

    Nov 01, 2025

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    CentOnion

    by McKenzie Snellgrove If you are a patron of the arts at Centre, you have probably heard of the raucous, absurdist comedy coming to the stage this fall—The Arsonists, by Max Frisch. However, under the slapstick comedy and witty humor, a far more sinister event emerges. In my commitment to journalism, I have gone undercover,…

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  • The Cento’s Tips for Halloweekend

    The Cento’s Tips for Halloweekend

    Nov 01, 2025

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    CentOnion

    by McKenzie Snellgrove and Linley Mueller Happy Halloween Colonels! If you are thinking about participating in that great modern college tradition of Halloweekend and wondering how to make it the best ever, you have come to the right place! Here at the Cento, we strive to help you make the best grades, cultivate great relationships…

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  • Centre Adds New Wipe-Out Course Obstacle To Campus

    Centre Adds New Wipe-Out Course Obstacle To Campus

    Nov 01, 2025

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    CentOnion

    by Aelwen Iredale Alright, Centre students, there’s a new obstacle on your way to classes. Not only must you avoid gnats, wasps, rotting walnuts, and your various opps, you must now avoid the sprinkler system outside of Sutcliffe. You think it’s gone now that the statue’s up? No. Morning, noon, and night, the sprinklers are…

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  • Heavy Death Metal Folk: An Amateur’s First Shot at the Wild World of Shapenote Singing

    Heavy Death Metal Folk: An Amateur’s First Shot at the Wild World of Shapenote Singing

    Nov 01, 2025

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    Features

    by Connor Parks He called it a “hollow square”. The man leading the singing called us into our choral positions and I sat straight up, eagerly awaiting what was to come. As two dozen or so geriatrics around me eagerly shuffled into formation in the cozy Presbyterian sanctuary, I felt both in and out of…

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  • Freshman’s First Frat: 2025

    Freshman’s First Frat: 2025

    Nov 01, 2025

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    Opinions

    by Anonymous I decided I wanted to try something new and went out one weekend. I enjoy partying, but I’m of the opinion if you can’t enjoy something sober, you aren’t enjoying it at all. I’m a petite woman, so moving around in crowds can be daunting sometimes. When I showed up, the party was…

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  • Beast of Berlin: 2005 Mercedes-Benz ML350

    Beast of Berlin: 2005 Mercedes-Benz ML350

    Nov 01, 2025

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    Arts & Leisure

    by Connor Parks 2005 Mercedes-Benz ML350, owned by Benjamin Dickinson Want to see your ride featured? Feel free to submit it by contacting connor.parks@centre.edu.  When it comes to marketing a proper luxury SUV, most modern designers have strayed from the category’s original guiding principle: presence is EVERYTHING. Looking at the first-generation Mercedes ML350, it’s evident…

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  • Sunday Funday: FINALS WEEK GONE

    Sunday Funday: FINALS WEEK GONE

    Nov 01, 2025

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    CentOnion

    by Hallie Gleeson Fellow Colonels, check your calendars! You might note something unusual coming up—finals week is looking different this year! Well, that’s not exactly right…there is no finals week this year! Just a finals day!  Centre is trialing a new schedule this semester. Following health concerns over the copious amounts of caffeine consumed and…

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  • Gen-Z Rebellion: Straw Hat Pirates

    Gen-Z Rebellion: Straw Hat Pirates

    Nov 01, 2025

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    Arts & Leisure, Features

    by Leigh Wingfeld A cartoon skeleton adorned with a straw hat flies high in the air, the smoke of rebellion alongside it. This sounds like a scene out of a comic, but this scene played out in Indonesia, Nepal, and the Philippines recently. The flag is from One Piece, the popular anime from Japan. How…

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  • Geek Culture in Costume: Cosplay

    Geek Culture in Costume: Cosplay

    Nov 01, 2025

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    Arts & Leisure

    by Leigh Wingfeld As we approach Halloween, many people are picking out their costumes. Some anime, comic, and video game fans take this costuming to a different level, often referred to as cosplay. You may have seen videos or photos of these cosplayers on social media, often with elaborate hand designed outfits and props. As…

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  • Beloved “Nevin Cat” Passes Away: How Do Animals Enrich Campus?May 11, 2026
    by Adam West The Nevin Cat passed away after being hit by a car on… Read more: Beloved “Nevin Cat” Passes Away: How Do Animals Enrich Campus?
  • A Farewell to the Editor: Interviewing Editor-in-Chief, Jenna NicodemusMay 11, 2026
    by Adam West As we come to the end of the school year, we are… Read more: A Farewell to the Editor: Interviewing Editor-in-Chief, Jenna Nicodemus
  • The Wild Saga Behind Pearl Hall and Brockman CommonsMay 11, 2026
    by Duffy Oakley When Bob Brockman transferred from Centre after two years, no one could… Read more: The Wild Saga Behind Pearl Hall and Brockman Commons
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    by Daniel Covington Background During the end of April, several news outlets reported on yet… Read more: Insider Trading on Betting Markets: How Maduro and the Man Who Helped Capture Him are in the Same Court Room
  • Centre’s Housing Lottery: The Old Way Was BetterMay 11, 2026
    by Anonymous In my four years at Centre, I have experienced changes both big and… Read more: Centre’s Housing Lottery: The Old Way Was Better
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