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Dear Abe: Abe-y, It’s Cold Outside

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Dear Abe, It’s so cold all the time on the weekend, and Danville and Centre are so boring, Abe. What can I do on the weekends? – Dull in Danville Hey, friend! I know that the days are getting colder and there aren’t many activities planned since finals are coming, but don’t you worry, I’ve […]

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