by Connor Parks 2016 Nissan Versa SL Sedan, owned by Omar Caballero Cárdenas Want to see your ride featured? Feel free to submit it by contacting connor.parks@centre.edu. There’s some cars you’ll just never forget your first ride in. The mundane second generation Nissan Versa sedan, unexpectedly enough, is one of those cars for me. It […]
Category: Arts & Leisure
Centre Players’ No Exit
Centre Players’ No Exit opened to rave reviews! No Exit, written by Jean Paul Sartre, has three terrible people trapped in hell where they learn that “hell is other people.” Starring Atticus Haden, Macy Stone, Ryan Jones, and Brannock McCartan, and Centre Players VP Nate Brantley directing, the production officially went up Sept 13 and […]
Punch Buggy, Read: 2019 Volkswagen Beetle Turbo
by Connor Parks 2019 Volkswagen Beetle Turbo (owned by Elke Coenders) How does a departing icon leave the most memorable legacy possible? I was, admittedly, a little nervous about reviewing this thing. I expected to fully enjoy it (and I absolutely did), and it wasn’t any specific feature of the car that had me concerned. […]
Queer Media Update: Jane Remover
by Linley Mueller This is the first edition of the Queer Media Update in the Cento! I am here to discuss up and coming queer news, and today, I am focusing on new music! On April 4th of 2025, Jane Remover released the album “Revengeseekerz.” They are a 21-year-old electronic musician and have been producing […]
Zaytoon: Is Danville’s Latest Also its Greatest?
by Connor Parks I think it’s safe to say that Centre doesn’t quite remember Sabor Americana. I’m not sure why, since every picture I ever saw of their dishes online looked fantastic, but nobody ever really seemed to talk about it; even locals I’d mention it to. When I got wind that another new restaurant […]
Campus Car Reviews: 2005 Suzuki Verona
by Connor Parks 2005 Suzuki Verona LX (owned by Oliver Levi) To most, what you see here is a very basic looking car, and just that. To car fans (in the US, at least), it’s a curiosity. It checks all the boxes for something that should exist, some generic economic sedan that should’ve been sold […]
Campus Car Reviews: 2022 Segway Ninebot Kickscooter F30
by Connor Parks 2022 Segway Ninebot Kickscooter F30 (owned by Kendrick Durham) I was only a first-year. It was a crisp fall morning with a robin’s egg sky back in 2023, and I was making my way to Crounse on a day like any other when abject horror struck. As I briskly walked, it came […]
Eurydice: An Upcoming Student-Led Production
by Adam West Eurydice is a play by Sarah Ruhl that Centre Players will be putting on February 21st and 22nd at 7:30 pm and on the 23rd at 2 pm, all in Weisiger Theater. The play will run for about an hour and 15 minutes. The director of Eurydice, Skylar Hensley, is a senior […]
Valentine’s Month!
by Elke Coenders Happy Valentine’s Month! A.K.A. February. Loved and loathed. You’re either reveling in the pierce of Cupid’s arrow, or you’re bleeding out from it. The Cento has got you covered either way. If you’re feeling romantic… Watch Before Sunrise (some of the most lovely dialogue you will ever hear), The Princess Bride, or […]
Embracing the Winter Chill
by Aelwen Iredale The weather is colder. Threats of snow without class cancellation hang over us. Finals loom before us. The beautiful fall leaves have gone and left us with barren trees. The sun is hidden behind gray clouds. Seasonal depression is a real burden. Every day is a question of if I want to […]