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Campus Car Reviews: 2016 BMW X3 xDrive28i, The Perennial Champ

Estimated Read Time: 5 minutes

by Connor Parks 2016 BMW X3 xDrive28i (owned by Hanna Mei Doeringer) As Hanna Mei handed me the keys, I noticed even they exuded class. I walked up to the car with the slightest amount of anxiety, and yet as I looked it over, I kept asking myself why. It wasn’t some V8-powered sport sedan, […]

The Cento Crossword Fall III

Estimated Read Time: 1 minute

by Jenna Nicodemus Scroll down for the answer key… . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . Keep scrolling… . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . Almost there… . . . . . . […]

Flipping the Script: A Brief Guide to Thanksgiving Diversions

Estimated Read Time: 5 minutes

by Connor Parks Aren’t you just SO EXCITED to go home for Thanksgiving this year? Those long-awaited “welcome backs,” hugs from grandparents and pets, rediscovering showering without shoes… and the inconsolable existential dread of political polarisation? If you’re anything like me, the anxiety of election aftermath may be seriously overshadowed by the unease of the […]

Anti-Planned Parenthood Booth Appears Outside Cowan

Estimated Read Time: 8 minutes

by Jenna Nicodemus A pro-life informational booth has taken Centre students by surprise as of this morning, November 19th. Sponsored by the Centre Republicans Club, the organization Students For Life of America – an anti-abortion group – set up a table complete with infographics and merchandise to advocate for the pro-life movement.  The booth seemed […]

Centre Through the Ceiling Tiles

Estimated Read Time: 5 minutes

by Aelwen Iredale & Charlesie Robison One day as I sat studying in the library, I saw a familiar dog run by. It was rather curious to see Blue in such a rush without any humans guiding, so I couldn’t help myself but stand and follow. As I peered outside, I saw Blue running towards […]

The Curse of Hamlet

Estimated Read Time: 5 minutes

by McKenzie Snellgrove Many people inside the theatre community and out know about the curse of The Scottish Play. For centuries, the curse has been a looming ghost in western theatre, waiting to doom unsuspecting productions that utter the famous word or perform the cursed play. No self-respecting thespian would dare to speak the name […]

The Secret Life of Campus

Estimated Read Time: 5 minutes

by Anonymous  Centre is home to nearly 100 publicly advertised clubs and organizations that can be easily joined by anyone on campus. However, unknown to most, there are many exclusive organizations that wouldn’t have a sign up sheet at a typical expo. What would it be like to be in one of Centre’s secret societies? […]

The Rumor Mill

Estimated Read Time: 3 minutes

by Hadley O’Bryan Centre College is officially classified as a small school, home to around 1,400 students most of whom live on campus full time. In a school small enough that all of us could fit in Newlin at one time and have seats still available, one can imagine how quickly rumors spread on this […]

Homecoming Weekend: Centre Alumni’s Reign of Terror

Estimated Read Time: 5 minutes

by Cole Hiller Going into homecoming weekend, myself and many other students were continually warned to watch out for the alumni. We were told tales about the weird behavior of the alumni and how they would even go as far as to not only go into their old dorms, but to sleep in students’ beds! […]

Centre Student Recommended Schedule

Estimated Read Time: 4 minutes

by Aelwen Iredale 5am: Wake up Time to get up and get at it, recruit! It’s time for you to prove your mettle as a soldier—I mean, student at Centre College. So, roll out of bed and throw on the first clothes you can find. Every minute you waste is a minute you could spend […]

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