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The CentEthicist: Laundry Loads

Estimated Read Time: 4 minutes

Dear Ethicist, My residence hall has very few washers and dryers and I barely have time to do my laundry due to my busy schedule. It is late at night and I need to go to bed, but all the washers are full. One of the washers has been done for several minutes now and […]

The Rancid Rations of Centre Colonels

Estimated Read Time: 4 minutes

by Anonymous Centre College is a food desert. Okay, no, not really—I can admit when I’ve crossed the line into sensationalism. But there’s only so much stale bagel and cold flatbread a stomach can handle before the dramatics set in. Before I even set foot on campus, I knew I would never be fully satisfied […]

Dr. Gates: Worth the Wait

Estimated Read Time: 4 minutes

by Connor Parks This was it, the one we’d waited for since early last semester before being postponed had finally arrived! The ability to host Dr. Henry Louis Gates Jr. as this year’s instalment of the Press Distinguished Lecture Series was an incredible honour for the Centre community, and judging by the crowd size, perhaps […]

How to Hate a Highlander: 2010 Toyota Highlander SE & 2002 Toyota Highlander V6 Limited

Estimated Read Time: 7 minutes

by Connor Parks Welcome to Campus Car Reviews! I’m Connor, a lifelong lover of the automotive world, and I’ll be your guide through Centre’s car scene; from the boring & benign, to the thrilling, to the downright atrocious. I’ll be ranking my driving experiences as the column continues, but I’ve decided to debut with a […]

Centre Students React to Donald Trump’s Reelection

Estimated Read Time: 9 minutes

by Elke Coenders with Ben Reynolds and Kayla Rogers Some Centre students stayed up into the wee hours of November 6 nervously tracking electoral votes, while others woke to the news: Donald Trump has been reelected as the 47th president of the United States. For some, the results were cause for celebration and relief. For […]

Democrats, How Did We Lose? What Now?

Estimated Read Time: 9 minutes

Op-Ed by J. N. I woke up with heaviness in my stomach today. I knew what had happened before I checked the news. Based on the direction of the electoral votes from last night, it was unlikely that Harris had pulled through. And so here we are. There’s an unfortunate fact in the United States […]

Post-Election Blues? Here Are Some Tips

Estimated Read Time: 4 minutes

by Jenna Nicodemus If you are feeling overwhelmed by the election, you are not alone. While the past three elections have all been characterized by great swaths of emotion, this election in particular has, without a doubt, been uniquely tumultuous. Here are some tips, tricks, advice and resources for those struggling with strong feelings during […]

Kentucky’s 2024 Election Results

Estimated Read Time: 3 minutes

by Jenna Nicodemus Yesterday was Election Day. Though some states will still be counting their ballots for days to come, the bulk of Kentucky’s election results have come in. Here’s an overview of what happened last night in the state of Kentucky. The Kentucky ballot had voters consider 2 amendments to the Kentucky Constitution. Amendment […]

Cento Connections III

Estimated Read Time: 1 minute

By Connor Parks Solve the Cento Connections III here: https://connections.swellgarfo.com/game/-O88lXXFqtCdyVdm67jt

The 2024 Presidential Debate: Student Reactions

Estimated Read Time: 7 minutes

by Kali Hernandez Fraire and Kayla Rogers If the second presidential debate of 2024 proved anything, it is that the most effective governing body of the United States is firmly in the column of the left wing. And no, I do not mean the executive branch embodied by Vice President Harris. The governing body I […]

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