Centre College is ripe with rarely known trivia facts! Ranging from menial to scandalous, we have compiled all the juiciest factoids for your enjoyment.
To gather this information, we have been studying the inner workings of the Centre Mafia for months, and are finally prepared to release the secrets discovered during our investigation. A HUGE thank you to our anonymous alumni informants, who risked their lives to bring us this knowledge! You guys are the best!
Now that this information is public, we need YOUR help! To prevent the forced closure of the Cento due to blowback from the Centre Mafia, we need YOU to write to your congressman immediately, explaining your reasoning for why the Cento (bastion and barrier of truth and journalism!) should deserve to remain active on Centre’s Campus.
Upon reading this, please write to Congressman Brett Guthrie at https://guthrie.house.gov/contact/ . Thank you!
Did you know that…
…the runner up ideas for the John Marshall Harlan statue were Teddy Roosevelt, Winston Churchill, and Andrew Jackson?
…the reason you can get unlimited burgers is because Cowan is a front for a beef-based mafia? “Cow”–an, it’s in the name!
…the first person to run the flame was John C. Young?
…to get access to the best dorms you have to be subscribed to Centre+? It’s a new premium subscription service with WiFi, dining, and housing options!
…P. Milly created a sentient creature made of Cowan food? The creation of the bell tower behind the library was to cover up the destruction caused when the monster got loose.
…Centre stands for Can Every New TA Read Español?
…all of Centre’s fire alarm systems are up to date?
…Centre’s HVAC actually runs on a game of BINGO that faculty plays on behalf of each dorm hall?
…when they run out of viable dorms, RLO turns the practice rooms in the basement of Grant Hall into temporary housing? Every room comes with a free sleeping bag!
…Olin Hall is haunted by the dead souls of students who failed a final Chemistry exam?
…the Cento is the best student led organization on campus?