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  • Did You Play 20 Questions With Us? Here’s What We Found

    Did You Play 20 Questions With Us? Here’s What We Found

    May 06, 2025

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    Features, News, The Editorial Board

    by Cento Staff A few months ago, the Cento dispensed a survey to gather student opinions on various campus concerns, such as housing, wages, Greek Life, campus safety, disability accommodations, and more. The survey gathered 77 respondents, representing approximately 5.5% of the student body. While these numbers are modest, we at the Cento nonetheless believe…

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  • Dry Stack, or The Hub?

    Dry Stack, or The Hub?

    May 06, 2025

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    Opinions

    by Aelwen Iredale Dry Stack and The Hub are Danville staples for the poor, caffeine-addicted students of Centre, especially for the ones who need to escape the confines of campus but don’t have the cars to do it. However, what do you do when one member of your friend group wants to go to Dry…

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  • Summer Term: Past, Present, and Future

    Summer Term: Past, Present, and Future

    May 06, 2025

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    Features

    by Connor Parks After an inaugural run last year, Summer Term at Centre is preparing to begin its second year of operation, with 11 courses (most with desirable tags) being offered across multiple disciplines. Last year, in preparation for this fresh program and a bold move in Centre’s history, I co-authored a facts and opinions…

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  • Press Picking: Free Press in the United States

    Press Picking: Free Press in the United States

    May 06, 2025

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    Opinions

    by Kayla Rogers Press Picking: Free Press in the United States “Moving forward, the White House press pool will be determined by the White House Press Team. Legacy outlets who have participated in the press pool for decades will still be allowed to join–fear not–but we will also be offering the privilege to well-deserving outlets…

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  • The Cento In Print: April Fools’ 2024 Issue

    The Cento In Print: April Fools’ 2024 Issue

    Apr 07, 2024

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    Multimedia

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  • The Inside Scoop on the Crosswalk Demon of New Quad

    The Inside Scoop on the Crosswalk Demon of New Quad

    Apr 07, 2024

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    CentOnion

    by McKenzie Snellgrove Any Centre student who has been anywhere near New Quad in the past few weeks has inevitably come in contact with the raspy and alarming voice emanating from the crosswalk signal. As soon as students press the button to cross, they are met with a grating “WAIT!” soon followed by a loud…

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  • DPS Golf Cart Implicated in Hit-and-Run

    DPS Golf Cart Implicated in Hit-and-Run

    Apr 07, 2024

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    CentOnion

    by Aelwen Iredale Attention, Centre Students! Over the weekend, a DPS golf cart was commandeered by a yet-to-be-identified, reckless individual. As a poor student attempted to cross the street from the freshman dorms, the thief—outrunning DPS—hit the student. Without waiting for the student to recover, the driver sped off, ending their theft in a hit-and-run.…

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  • Centre’s Vanished Finances: A Saga

    Centre’s Vanished Finances: A Saga

    Apr 07, 2024

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    CentOnion

    by Connor Park “Bellarmine?….Yeah, it’s Milton…..Listen, we’ve got some issues down here….” You didn’t really expect to be able to use all those Flex Dollars, did you? To students, it was portrayed as a clerical error—a minor technical mishap that resulted in each of us blessed with enough “special little treat” money to fill Herrington…

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  • Student Orchestra Head-Banger!

    Student Orchestra Head-Banger!

    Apr 07, 2024

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    CentOnion

    by Linley Mueller The Centre Symphony Orchestra has just performed their last concert of the year! It was a great representation of the vast genres that are involved in the world of music. There was more variety in this concert than the average playlist, and the show was truly entertaining. The orchestra started off by…

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  • The Hydra Moodle Update

    The Hydra Moodle Update

    Apr 07, 2024

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    CentOnion

    by Hallie Gleeson It’s late at night, you’ve drained three Einstein coffees, and your eyes are blurry from staring at the blue light of your screen. The clock ticks closer to midnight. You feverishly add the finishing touches to your paper, and at last triumphantly put your finished document into Moodle. You click submit. The…

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  • The Cicadas Agenda

    The Cicadas Agenda

    Apr 07, 2024

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    CentOnion

    by Linley Mueller In the year of 2024, for the first time since 1803, there are two cicadas broods that are emerging to create one giant influx of cicadas. These are Broods XIX and XIII, coming together to produce a swarm of over a billion cicadas across the country. These specific cicadas are also going…

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  • When Should Fire Drills Be Scheduled?

    When Should Fire Drills Be Scheduled?

    Apr 07, 2024

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    CentOnion

    by Aelwen Iredale When is the perfect moment for a fire drill? Some schools run them during different class times, so people learn the correct protocol in the different places they may find themselves on campus. Others randomize it to keep people on guard. Logically, though, the perfect moment is when people assume it may…

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  • Seal of Approval

    Seal of Approval

    Apr 07, 2024

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    CentOnion

    by Hallie Gleeson For years, the campus tour guides have been pushing the administration’s agenda, despite but students’ demands for the truth to finally be told. These puppets for the admission office tell potential new Colonels that stepping on the seal before graduation will bring all sorts of awful luck: you’ll fail all your classes,…

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  • The Ghost in Centre’s Fog

    The Ghost in Centre’s Fog

    Apr 07, 2024

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    CentOnion

    by McKenzie Snellgrove and Linley Mueller It was a dark and hazy night in new quad… The silver moonlight shimmered on the concrete. Dew on the grass reflected the light from above. Then, a noise. Shoes on the hard steps that lead from Northside to Yerkes. Pale skin glimmering under the dim lamp post… Out…

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  • Dry Stack, or The Hub?May 6, 2025
    by Aelwen Iredale Dry Stack and The Hub are Danville staples for the poor, caffeine-addicted… Read more: Dry Stack, or The Hub?
  • Summer Term: Past, Present, and FutureMay 6, 2025
    by Connor Parks After an inaugural run last year, Summer Term at Centre is preparing… Read more: Summer Term: Past, Present, and Future
  • Press Picking: Free Press in the United StatesMay 6, 2025
    by Kayla Rogers Press Picking: Free Press in the United States “Moving forward, the White… Read more: Press Picking: Free Press in the United States
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