By Nathan Palley
A traffic cop pulls over a car going 88 in a 70 zone. The car contained esteemed physicists Werner Heisenberg and Georg Ohm, as well as physicist Erwin Schrödinger. The cop asks “Did you know you were going 88 mph?” Heisenberg exclaimed, “Great, now we’re lost!” The cop asks to look in the trunk. In it, she finds a dead cat. She asks, “Did you know there’s a dead cat back here?” Schrödinger replies, “Well, now we do!” The cop, finding all this suspicious, then goes to arrest them. Ohm resists.