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The Cento In Print: April Fools 2026

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Happy April Fools from the Cento!

Ask Abe: Multifaceted Student StrugglesApril 1, 2026
Dear Abe, Abe Help. What do? Dropped Waffle 🙁 5 Second Rule ¯\_(ツ)_/¯ Hey Abe,… Read more: Ask Abe: Multifaceted Student Struggles
Trivia Trove: Totally True Facts About Centre CollegeApril 1, 2026
Centre College is ripe with rarely known trivia facts! Ranging from menial to scandalous, we… Read more: Trivia Trove: Totally True Facts About Centre College
Introducing Cento Match!April 1, 2026
Link: https://forms.gle/Sy7tyh38XSqG3xJP9 The Cento is happy to announce the launch of our newest program: Cento… Read more: Introducing Cento Match!
Danville Fire Department in Shambles After Too Many Fire AlarmsApril 1, 2026
by Oaffy Duckley In a shocking press conference last week, Danville mayor J.H. Atkins announced… Read more: Danville Fire Department in Shambles After Too Many Fire Alarms
NOLITE DECEPI! The Classics Department is Sucking Us DRY!April 1, 2026
by Cole Hiller and Ollie Gibson BREAKING NEWS! The Cento detectives have uncovered the greatest… Read more: NOLITE DECEPI! The Classics Department is Sucking Us DRY!