By Macy Critchelow<\/p>\n
It was Halloween, or as Captain Danbeard preferred to call it, Halloweekend.
\nAfter centuries at sea, it was time to bring in the ship.
\nHis skills were questionable; he somehow managed to park on the train tracks at the end of Greek Row.
\nYet, Danbeard had more important things to worry about: his costume.
\nHe wanted to be something terrifying. Something legendary. Something\u2026 sexy.
\nSo he wandered around searching for inspiration.
\nHe was alarmed by the composed, tame campus.
\nAt last, Danbeard thought he had finally found his people.
\nThere they stood: loud, shirtless, and wandering around in packs.
\nClearly, they were fellow pirates.
\nHe approached them cautiously, only to realize they weren’t pirates at all.
\nThey were frat boys.
\nBarbaric.
\nHe had never encountered such a lawless crew on dry land.
\nAs he examined their behavior and costumes.
\nHe found that many were dressed in his same fashion.
\nPeg legs, ripped shirts, slurred speech, and the smell of rum.
\nAfter he felt more at seas (get it?), his costume was an easy choice.
\nIf the boys on land were to dress in his likeness.
\nHe decided to dress as what mocks him.
\nA sexy parrot. <\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"
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