{"id":9432,"date":"2026-10-10T20:20:50","date_gmt":"2026-10-11T00:20:50","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/cento.centre.edu\/?p=9432"},"modified":"2026-10-10T20:20:50","modified_gmt":"2026-10-11T00:20:50","slug":"physics-joke-of-the-month","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/cento.centre.edu\/index.php\/2026\/10\/10\/physics-joke-of-the-month\/","title":{"rendered":"Physics Joke of the Month"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>By Nathan Palley<\/p>\n<p>A traffic cop pulls over a car going 88 in a 70 zone. The car contained esteemed physicists Werner Heisenberg and Georg Ohm, as well as physicist Erwin Schr\u00f6dinger. The cop asks \u201cDid you know you were going 88 mph?\u201d Heisenberg exclaimed, \u201cGreat, now we\u2019re lost!\u201d The cop asks to look in the trunk. In it, she finds a dead cat. She asks, \u201cDid you know there\u2019s a dead cat back here?\u201d Schr\u00f6dinger replies, \u201cWell, now we do!\u201d The cop, finding all this suspicious, then goes to arrest them. Ohm resists.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>By Nathan Palley A traffic cop pulls over a car going 88 in a 70 zone. The car contained esteemed physicists Werner Heisenberg and Georg Ohm, as well as physicist Erwin Schr\u00f6dinger. The cop asks \u201cDid you know you were going 88 mph?\u201d Heisenberg exclaimed, \u201cGreat, now we\u2019re lost!\u201d The cop asks to look in [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":4,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[37],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-9432","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-multimedia-new"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/cento.centre.edu\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/9432","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/cento.centre.edu\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/cento.centre.edu\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/cento.centre.edu\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/4"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/cento.centre.edu\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=9432"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/cento.centre.edu\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/9432\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":9433,"href":"https:\/\/cento.centre.edu\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/9432\/revisions\/9433"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/cento.centre.edu\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=9432"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/cento.centre.edu\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=9432"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/cento.centre.edu\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=9432"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}