{"id":9118,"date":"2025-12-11T14:40:37","date_gmt":"2025-12-11T19:40:37","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/cento.centre.edu\/?p=9118"},"modified":"2025-12-11T14:40:37","modified_gmt":"2025-12-11T19:40:37","slug":"top-10-gifts-for-centre-students","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/cento.centre.edu\/index.php\/2025\/12\/11\/top-10-gifts-for-centre-students\/","title":{"rendered":"Top 10 Gifts for Centre Students"},"content":{"rendered":"\n

by Daniel Covington<\/p>\n\n\n\n

It’s getting closer and closer to Christmas! Here at the Cento, we have compiled a list of gifts suitable for Centre students. Whether you are a fellow student, staff member, or parent of a Centre student, these 10 gifts would be perfect for any Centre student. Be sure to order soon, if you haven\u2019t already!<\/p>\n\n\n\n

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  1. A bottle of the good stuff \u2013 Preferably something with an unsettling high alcohol content. This is something any Centre student would love. This is something they can share with friends and family. This will enable a student to have as much fun or pain on the weekends and if you are really struggling with classes, during the week.<\/li>\n\n\n\n
  2. Melatonin pills \u2013 Without this, having a roommate would be a nightmare.<\/li>\n\n\n\n
  3. Harry Potter\/Chat-GPT magic wand \u2013 Ever wanted your assignments to get done in a flash? Well Harry Potter and Chat-GPT have partnered up to make a wand just for students. It’s not enough that you’re paying thousands to go to Centre College. Why put in the hard work? Just wave the wand and press submit!\u00a0<\/li>\n\n\n\n
  4. Ramen \u2013 Cant ever get late night? Need a budget and nutritious source of food for a late night study? Look no further than this classic staple!<\/li>\n\n\n\n
  5. Centre Candle \u2013 Almost all dorms on campus come with a stuffy mold smell. Light a candle and feel the heat and good smells coming your way. DPS approved!<\/li>\n\n\n\n
  6. Way-too-fast electric scooter \u2013 Need a faster way to class? Don\u2019t have time for a 3 minute walk? Look no further than an electric scooter. Race to class with a blistering 50mph speed, and enjoy almost hitting every other walking shmuck! Just don\u2019t overcharge the battery or you will have to sleep somewhere else that night.\u00a0<\/li>\n\n\n\n
  7. Mini Harlan statue for your dorm \u2013 A figure that hopefully reminds you that times will never be as dark as the one he represents.<\/li>\n\n\n\n
  8. Industrial-grade construction noise-cancelling headphones \u2013 We have all suffered from the Centre fire alarms. Now, combined with your Melatonin, you can cancel out the noise of the fire and sleep peacefully. Whether it’s a real or a fake fire, you will not be awoken from your slumber.\u00a0<\/li>\n\n\n\n
  9. Large personal salt shaker \u2013 Cowan potatoes are never salty enough. It’s not enough to taste the salt\u2014we need to see <\/em>the salt!<\/li>\n<\/ol>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

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