{"id":9,"date":"2023-10-12T20:13:28","date_gmt":"2023-10-12T20:13:28","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/sites.centre.edu\/cento-dev\/?page_id=9"},"modified":"2024-10-17T13:00:10","modified_gmt":"2024-10-17T17:00:10","slug":"home","status":"publish","type":"page","link":"https:\/\/cento.centre.edu\/","title":{"rendered":"Home"},"content":{"rendered":"\n<figure class=\"wp-block-image size-large\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" width=\"1024\" height=\"231\" src=\"https:\/\/cento.centre.edu\/wp-content\/uploads\/2024\/10\/twenties-Masthead-1024x231.png\" alt=\"\" class=\"wp-image-8305\" srcset=\"https:\/\/cento.centre.edu\/wp-content\/uploads\/2024\/10\/twenties-Masthead-1024x231.png 1024w, https:\/\/cento.centre.edu\/wp-content\/uploads\/2024\/10\/twenties-Masthead-300x68.png 300w, https:\/\/cento.centre.edu\/wp-content\/uploads\/2024\/10\/twenties-Masthead-768x173.png 768w, https:\/\/cento.centre.edu\/wp-content\/uploads\/2024\/10\/twenties-Masthead.png 1200w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 1024px) 100vw, 1024px\" \/><\/figure>\n\n\n\n<div class=\"wp-block-query is-layout-flow wp-block-query-is-layout-flow\"><ul class=\"columns-2 wp-block-post-template has-text-color has-black-color is-layout-grid wp-container-core-post-template-is-layout-17361a50 wp-block-post-template-is-layout-grid\"><li class=\"wp-block-post post-9294 post type-post status-publish format-standard has-post-thumbnail hentry category-news category-sga-debate\">\n\n<div style=\"height:20px\" aria-hidden=\"true\" class=\"wp-block-spacer\"><\/div>\n\n\n<figure style=\"height:289px;\" class=\"wp-block-post-featured-image\"><a href=\"https:\/\/cento.centre.edu\/index.php\/2026\/04\/10\/sga-debate-2026-a-recap\/\" target=\"_self\"  style=\"height:289px\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" width=\"662\" height=\"358\" src=\"https:\/\/cento.centre.edu\/wp-content\/uploads\/2026\/04\/cento.png\" class=\"attachment-post-thumbnail size-post-thumbnail wp-post-image\" alt=\"SGA Debate 2026: A Recap\" style=\"height:289px;object-fit:cover;\" srcset=\"https:\/\/cento.centre.edu\/wp-content\/uploads\/2026\/04\/cento.png 662w, https:\/\/cento.centre.edu\/wp-content\/uploads\/2026\/04\/cento-300x162.png 300w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 662px) 100vw, 662px\" \/><\/a><\/figure>\n\n\n<div class=\"wp-block-group border-around mb-0 mt-0\"><div class=\"wp-block-group__inner-container is-layout-constrained wp-block-group-is-layout-constrained\">\n<div class=\"wp-block-columns is-layout-flex wp-container-core-columns-is-layout-9d6595d7 wp-block-columns-is-layout-flex\">\n<div class=\"wp-block-column is-layout-flow wp-block-column-is-layout-flow\" style=\"flex-basis:100%\"><h2 style=\"font-size:19px;font-style:normal;font-weight:500;text-transform:uppercase;\" class=\"remove-underline wp-block-post-title has-text-color has-black-color\"><a href=\"https:\/\/cento.centre.edu\/index.php\/2026\/04\/10\/sga-debate-2026-a-recap\/\" target=\"_self\" >SGA Debate 2026: A Recap<\/a><\/h2><\/div>\n<\/div>\n\n\n\n<div class=\"wp-block-group mb-0 mt-0 has-text-color is-nowrap is-layout-flex wp-container-core-group-is-layout-64989fb1 wp-block-group-is-layout-flex\" style=\"color:#666666\"><div class=\"wp-block-post-date\"><time datetime=\"2026-04-10T20:35:33-04:00\">Apr 10, 2026<\/time><\/div>\n\n\n<p>|<\/p>\n\n\n<div class=\"taxonomy-category wp-block-post-terms\"><a href=\"https:\/\/cento.centre.edu\/index.php\/category\/news\/\" rel=\"tag\">News<\/a><span class=\"wp-block-post-terms__separator\">, <\/span><a href=\"https:\/\/cento.centre.edu\/index.php\/category\/sga-debate\/\" rel=\"tag\">SGA Debate<\/a><\/div><\/div>\n\n\n\n<div style=\"height:10px\" aria-hidden=\"true\" class=\"wp-block-spacer\"><\/div>\n\n\n<div style=\"color:#666666;\" class=\"wp-block-post-excerpt has-text-color\"><p class=\"wp-block-post-excerpt__excerpt\">by Charlesie Robison &amp; Ollie Gibson Participants: Logan Ward \u2013 Junior, Philosophy and Politics Major, Running for SGA President Focus: Safety, Accessibility, Community George Ferree \u2013 Junior,&nbsp; B&amp;B Major, Running for Speaker of the House Emily Immordino \u2013 Freshman, Prospective Chemistry Major, Tennis Team, Greek Life, SAC Committee; Running for Speaker of the House Laura<\/p><p class=\"wp-block-post-excerpt__more-text\"><a class=\"wp-block-post-excerpt__more-link\" href=\"https:\/\/cento.centre.edu\/index.php\/2026\/04\/10\/sga-debate-2026-a-recap\/\">Read More<\/a><\/p><\/div><\/div><\/div>\n\n<\/li><li class=\"wp-block-post post-9287 post type-post status-publish format-standard has-post-thumbnail hentry category-features category-sga-debate\">\n\n<div style=\"height:20px\" aria-hidden=\"true\" class=\"wp-block-spacer\"><\/div>\n\n\n<figure style=\"height:289px;\" class=\"wp-block-post-featured-image\"><a href=\"https:\/\/cento.centre.edu\/index.php\/2026\/04\/06\/sga-debate-2026-candidate-overview\/\" target=\"_self\"  style=\"height:289px\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" width=\"2238\" height=\"1712\" src=\"https:\/\/cento.centre.edu\/wp-content\/uploads\/2026\/04\/post.png\" class=\"attachment-post-thumbnail size-post-thumbnail wp-post-image\" alt=\"SGA Debate 2026: Candidate Overview\" style=\"height:289px;object-fit:cover;\" srcset=\"https:\/\/cento.centre.edu\/wp-content\/uploads\/2026\/04\/post.png 2238w, https:\/\/cento.centre.edu\/wp-content\/uploads\/2026\/04\/post-300x229.png 300w, https:\/\/cento.centre.edu\/wp-content\/uploads\/2026\/04\/post-1024x783.png 1024w, https:\/\/cento.centre.edu\/wp-content\/uploads\/2026\/04\/post-768x587.png 768w, https:\/\/cento.centre.edu\/wp-content\/uploads\/2026\/04\/post-1536x1175.png 1536w, https:\/\/cento.centre.edu\/wp-content\/uploads\/2026\/04\/post-2048x1567.png 2048w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 2238px) 100vw, 2238px\" \/><\/a><\/figure>\n\n\n<div class=\"wp-block-group border-around mb-0 mt-0\"><div class=\"wp-block-group__inner-container is-layout-constrained wp-block-group-is-layout-constrained\">\n<div class=\"wp-block-columns is-layout-flex wp-container-core-columns-is-layout-9d6595d7 wp-block-columns-is-layout-flex\">\n<div class=\"wp-block-column is-layout-flow wp-block-column-is-layout-flow\" style=\"flex-basis:100%\"><h2 style=\"font-size:19px;font-style:normal;font-weight:500;text-transform:uppercase;\" class=\"remove-underline wp-block-post-title has-text-color has-black-color\"><a href=\"https:\/\/cento.centre.edu\/index.php\/2026\/04\/06\/sga-debate-2026-candidate-overview\/\" target=\"_self\" >SGA Debate 2026: Candidate Overview<\/a><\/h2><\/div>\n<\/div>\n\n\n\n<div class=\"wp-block-group mb-0 mt-0 has-text-color is-nowrap is-layout-flex wp-container-core-group-is-layout-64989fb1 wp-block-group-is-layout-flex\" style=\"color:#666666\"><div class=\"wp-block-post-date\"><time datetime=\"2026-04-06T10:03:43-04:00\">Apr 06, 2026<\/time><\/div>\n\n\n<p>|<\/p>\n\n\n<div class=\"taxonomy-category wp-block-post-terms\"><a href=\"https:\/\/cento.centre.edu\/index.php\/category\/features\/\" rel=\"tag\">Features<\/a><span class=\"wp-block-post-terms__separator\">, <\/span><a href=\"https:\/\/cento.centre.edu\/index.php\/category\/sga-debate\/\" rel=\"tag\">SGA Debate<\/a><\/div><\/div>\n\n\n\n<div style=\"height:10px\" aria-hidden=\"true\" class=\"wp-block-spacer\"><\/div>\n\n\n<div style=\"color:#666666;\" class=\"wp-block-post-excerpt has-text-color\"><p class=\"wp-block-post-excerpt__excerpt\">by Cento Staff The SGA Debate, which is a convocation held before SGA elections, is coming up this Thursday (7:00pm in Newlin Hall). This annual debate, co-hosted by the Cento, allows students to hear the policies of the candidates running for SGA offices for the upcoming academic year. The offices eligible for election include SGA<\/p><p class=\"wp-block-post-excerpt__more-text\"><a class=\"wp-block-post-excerpt__more-link\" href=\"https:\/\/cento.centre.edu\/index.php\/2026\/04\/06\/sga-debate-2026-candidate-overview\/\">Read More<\/a><\/p><\/div><\/div><\/div>\n\n<\/li><li class=\"wp-block-post post-9285 post type-post status-publish format-standard has-post-thumbnail hentry category-centonion\">\n\n<div style=\"height:20px\" aria-hidden=\"true\" class=\"wp-block-spacer\"><\/div>\n\n\n<figure style=\"height:289px;\" class=\"wp-block-post-featured-image\"><a href=\"https:\/\/cento.centre.edu\/index.php\/2026\/04\/01\/ask-abe-multifaceted-student-struggles\/\" target=\"_self\"  style=\"height:289px\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" width=\"400\" height=\"572\" src=\"https:\/\/cento.centre.edu\/wp-content\/uploads\/2024\/04\/abe-613d5f61183ead5e.png\" class=\"attachment-post-thumbnail size-post-thumbnail wp-post-image\" alt=\"Ask Abe: Multifaceted Student Struggles\" style=\"height:289px;object-fit:cover;\" srcset=\"https:\/\/cento.centre.edu\/wp-content\/uploads\/2024\/04\/abe-613d5f61183ead5e.png 400w, https:\/\/cento.centre.edu\/wp-content\/uploads\/2024\/04\/abe-613d5f61183ead5e-210x300.png 210w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 400px) 100vw, 400px\" \/><\/a><\/figure>\n\n\n<div class=\"wp-block-group border-around mb-0 mt-0\"><div class=\"wp-block-group__inner-container is-layout-constrained wp-block-group-is-layout-constrained\">\n<div class=\"wp-block-columns is-layout-flex wp-container-core-columns-is-layout-9d6595d7 wp-block-columns-is-layout-flex\">\n<div class=\"wp-block-column is-layout-flow wp-block-column-is-layout-flow\" style=\"flex-basis:100%\"><h2 style=\"font-size:19px;font-style:normal;font-weight:500;text-transform:uppercase;\" class=\"remove-underline wp-block-post-title has-text-color has-black-color\"><a href=\"https:\/\/cento.centre.edu\/index.php\/2026\/04\/01\/ask-abe-multifaceted-student-struggles\/\" target=\"_self\" >Ask Abe: Multifaceted Student Struggles<\/a><\/h2><\/div>\n<\/div>\n\n\n\n<div class=\"wp-block-group mb-0 mt-0 has-text-color is-nowrap is-layout-flex wp-container-core-group-is-layout-64989fb1 wp-block-group-is-layout-flex\" style=\"color:#666666\"><div class=\"wp-block-post-date\"><time datetime=\"2026-04-01T16:38:31-04:00\">Apr 01, 2026<\/time><\/div>\n\n\n<p>|<\/p>\n\n\n<div class=\"taxonomy-category wp-block-post-terms\"><a href=\"https:\/\/cento.centre.edu\/index.php\/category\/centonion\/\" rel=\"tag\">CentOnion<\/a><\/div><\/div>\n\n\n\n<div style=\"height:10px\" aria-hidden=\"true\" class=\"wp-block-spacer\"><\/div>\n\n\n<div style=\"color:#666666;\" class=\"wp-block-post-excerpt has-text-color\"><p class=\"wp-block-post-excerpt__excerpt\">Dear Abe, Abe Help. What do? Dropped Waffle \ud83d\ude41 5 Second Rule \u00af\\_(\u30c4)_\/\u00af Hey Abe, my therapist says I need to take a break but I don\u2019t know how to take time for myself. Class work is piling up and I feel like I don\u2019t have time to spare. What should I do? Drop out.&nbsp;<\/p><p class=\"wp-block-post-excerpt__more-text\"><a class=\"wp-block-post-excerpt__more-link\" href=\"https:\/\/cento.centre.edu\/index.php\/2026\/04\/01\/ask-abe-multifaceted-student-struggles\/\">Read More<\/a><\/p><\/div><\/div><\/div>\n\n<\/li><li class=\"wp-block-post post-9282 post type-post status-publish format-standard has-post-thumbnail hentry category-centonion\">\n\n<div style=\"height:20px\" aria-hidden=\"true\" class=\"wp-block-spacer\"><\/div>\n\n\n<figure style=\"height:289px;\" class=\"wp-block-post-featured-image\"><a href=\"https:\/\/cento.centre.edu\/index.php\/2026\/04\/01\/trivia-trove-totally-true-facts-about-centre-college\/\" target=\"_self\"  style=\"height:289px\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" width=\"612\" height=\"306\" src=\"https:\/\/cento.centre.edu\/wp-content\/uploads\/2026\/04\/istockphoto-1064066314-612x612-1.jpg\" class=\"attachment-post-thumbnail size-post-thumbnail wp-post-image\" alt=\"Trivia Trove: Totally True Facts About Centre College\" style=\"height:289px;object-fit:cover;\" srcset=\"https:\/\/cento.centre.edu\/wp-content\/uploads\/2026\/04\/istockphoto-1064066314-612x612-1.jpg 612w, https:\/\/cento.centre.edu\/wp-content\/uploads\/2026\/04\/istockphoto-1064066314-612x612-1-300x150.jpg 300w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 612px) 100vw, 612px\" \/><\/a><\/figure>\n\n\n<div class=\"wp-block-group border-around mb-0 mt-0\"><div class=\"wp-block-group__inner-container is-layout-constrained wp-block-group-is-layout-constrained\">\n<div class=\"wp-block-columns is-layout-flex wp-container-core-columns-is-layout-9d6595d7 wp-block-columns-is-layout-flex\">\n<div class=\"wp-block-column is-layout-flow wp-block-column-is-layout-flow\" style=\"flex-basis:100%\"><h2 style=\"font-size:19px;font-style:normal;font-weight:500;text-transform:uppercase;\" class=\"remove-underline wp-block-post-title has-text-color has-black-color\"><a href=\"https:\/\/cento.centre.edu\/index.php\/2026\/04\/01\/trivia-trove-totally-true-facts-about-centre-college\/\" target=\"_self\" >Trivia Trove: Totally True Facts About Centre College<\/a><\/h2><\/div>\n<\/div>\n\n\n\n<div class=\"wp-block-group mb-0 mt-0 has-text-color is-nowrap is-layout-flex wp-container-core-group-is-layout-64989fb1 wp-block-group-is-layout-flex\" style=\"color:#666666\"><div class=\"wp-block-post-date\"><time datetime=\"2026-04-01T16:37:26-04:00\">Apr 01, 2026<\/time><\/div>\n\n\n<p>|<\/p>\n\n\n<div class=\"taxonomy-category wp-block-post-terms\"><a href=\"https:\/\/cento.centre.edu\/index.php\/category\/centonion\/\" rel=\"tag\">CentOnion<\/a><\/div><\/div>\n\n\n\n<div style=\"height:10px\" aria-hidden=\"true\" class=\"wp-block-spacer\"><\/div>\n\n\n<div style=\"color:#666666;\" class=\"wp-block-post-excerpt has-text-color\"><p class=\"wp-block-post-excerpt__excerpt\">Centre College is ripe with rarely known trivia facts! Ranging from menial to scandalous, we have compiled all the juiciest factoids for your enjoyment. To gather this information, we have been studying the inner workings of the Centre Mafia for months, and are finally prepared to release the secrets discovered during our investigation. A HUGE<\/p><p class=\"wp-block-post-excerpt__more-text\"><a class=\"wp-block-post-excerpt__more-link\" href=\"https:\/\/cento.centre.edu\/index.php\/2026\/04\/01\/trivia-trove-totally-true-facts-about-centre-college\/\">Read More<\/a><\/p><\/div><\/div><\/div>\n\n<\/li><li class=\"wp-block-post post-9260 post type-post status-publish format-standard has-post-thumbnail hentry category-centonion\">\n\n<div style=\"height:20px\" aria-hidden=\"true\" class=\"wp-block-spacer\"><\/div>\n\n\n<figure style=\"height:289px;\" class=\"wp-block-post-featured-image\"><a href=\"https:\/\/cento.centre.edu\/index.php\/2026\/04\/01\/introducing-cento-match\/\" target=\"_self\"  style=\"height:289px\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" width=\"1000\" height=\"1000\" src=\"https:\/\/cento.centre.edu\/wp-content\/uploads\/2026\/04\/image-1.png\" class=\"attachment-post-thumbnail size-post-thumbnail wp-post-image\" alt=\"Introducing Cento Match!\" style=\"height:289px;object-fit:cover;\" srcset=\"https:\/\/cento.centre.edu\/wp-content\/uploads\/2026\/04\/image-1.png 1000w, https:\/\/cento.centre.edu\/wp-content\/uploads\/2026\/04\/image-1-300x300.png 300w, https:\/\/cento.centre.edu\/wp-content\/uploads\/2026\/04\/image-1-150x150.png 150w, https:\/\/cento.centre.edu\/wp-content\/uploads\/2026\/04\/image-1-768x768.png 768w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 1000px) 100vw, 1000px\" \/><\/a><\/figure>\n\n\n<div class=\"wp-block-group border-around mb-0 mt-0\"><div class=\"wp-block-group__inner-container is-layout-constrained wp-block-group-is-layout-constrained\">\n<div class=\"wp-block-columns is-layout-flex wp-container-core-columns-is-layout-9d6595d7 wp-block-columns-is-layout-flex\">\n<div class=\"wp-block-column is-layout-flow wp-block-column-is-layout-flow\" style=\"flex-basis:100%\"><h2 style=\"font-size:19px;font-style:normal;font-weight:500;text-transform:uppercase;\" class=\"remove-underline wp-block-post-title has-text-color has-black-color\"><a href=\"https:\/\/cento.centre.edu\/index.php\/2026\/04\/01\/introducing-cento-match\/\" target=\"_self\" >Introducing Cento Match!<\/a><\/h2><\/div>\n<\/div>\n\n\n\n<div class=\"wp-block-group mb-0 mt-0 has-text-color is-nowrap is-layout-flex wp-container-core-group-is-layout-64989fb1 wp-block-group-is-layout-flex\" style=\"color:#666666\"><div class=\"wp-block-post-date\"><time datetime=\"2026-04-01T16:29:31-04:00\">Apr 01, 2026<\/time><\/div>\n\n\n<p>|<\/p>\n\n\n<div class=\"taxonomy-category wp-block-post-terms\"><a href=\"https:\/\/cento.centre.edu\/index.php\/category\/centonion\/\" rel=\"tag\">CentOnion<\/a><\/div><\/div>\n\n\n\n<div style=\"height:10px\" aria-hidden=\"true\" class=\"wp-block-spacer\"><\/div>\n\n\n<div style=\"color:#666666;\" class=\"wp-block-post-excerpt has-text-color\"><p class=\"wp-block-post-excerpt__excerpt\">Link: https:\/\/forms.gle\/Sy7tyh38XSqG3xJP9 The Cento is happy to announce the launch of our newest program: Cento Match! Using state-of-the-art technology (unpaid Cento writers), the Cento will analyze your answers to our just-as-state-of-the-art survey, and will match you with the love of your life you didn\u2019t know you were looking for!<\/p><p class=\"wp-block-post-excerpt__more-text\"><a class=\"wp-block-post-excerpt__more-link\" href=\"https:\/\/cento.centre.edu\/index.php\/2026\/04\/01\/introducing-cento-match\/\">Read More<\/a><\/p><\/div><\/div><\/div>\n\n<\/li><li class=\"wp-block-post post-9254 post type-post status-publish format-standard has-post-thumbnail hentry category-centonion\">\n\n<div style=\"height:20px\" aria-hidden=\"true\" class=\"wp-block-spacer\"><\/div>\n\n\n<figure style=\"height:289px;\" class=\"wp-block-post-featured-image\"><a href=\"https:\/\/cento.centre.edu\/index.php\/2026\/04\/01\/danville-fire-department-in-shambles-after-too-many-fire-alarms\/\" target=\"_self\"  style=\"height:289px\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" width=\"1462\" height=\"775\" src=\"https:\/\/cento.centre.edu\/wp-content\/uploads\/2026\/04\/image-3.png\" class=\"attachment-post-thumbnail size-post-thumbnail wp-post-image\" alt=\"Danville Fire Department in Shambles After Too Many Fire Alarms\" style=\"height:289px;object-fit:cover;\" srcset=\"https:\/\/cento.centre.edu\/wp-content\/uploads\/2026\/04\/image-3.png 1462w, https:\/\/cento.centre.edu\/wp-content\/uploads\/2026\/04\/image-3-300x159.png 300w, https:\/\/cento.centre.edu\/wp-content\/uploads\/2026\/04\/image-3-1024x543.png 1024w, https:\/\/cento.centre.edu\/wp-content\/uploads\/2026\/04\/image-3-768x407.png 768w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 1462px) 100vw, 1462px\" \/><\/a><\/figure>\n\n\n<div class=\"wp-block-group border-around mb-0 mt-0\"><div class=\"wp-block-group__inner-container is-layout-constrained wp-block-group-is-layout-constrained\">\n<div class=\"wp-block-columns is-layout-flex wp-container-core-columns-is-layout-9d6595d7 wp-block-columns-is-layout-flex\">\n<div class=\"wp-block-column is-layout-flow wp-block-column-is-layout-flow\" style=\"flex-basis:100%\"><h2 style=\"font-size:19px;font-style:normal;font-weight:500;text-transform:uppercase;\" class=\"remove-underline wp-block-post-title has-text-color has-black-color\"><a href=\"https:\/\/cento.centre.edu\/index.php\/2026\/04\/01\/danville-fire-department-in-shambles-after-too-many-fire-alarms\/\" target=\"_self\" >Danville Fire Department in Shambles After Too Many Fire Alarms<\/a><\/h2><\/div>\n<\/div>\n\n\n\n<div class=\"wp-block-group mb-0 mt-0 has-text-color is-nowrap is-layout-flex wp-container-core-group-is-layout-64989fb1 wp-block-group-is-layout-flex\" style=\"color:#666666\"><div class=\"wp-block-post-date\"><time datetime=\"2026-04-01T16:28:58-04:00\">Apr 01, 2026<\/time><\/div>\n\n\n<p>|<\/p>\n\n\n<div class=\"taxonomy-category wp-block-post-terms\"><a href=\"https:\/\/cento.centre.edu\/index.php\/category\/centonion\/\" rel=\"tag\">CentOnion<\/a><\/div><\/div>\n\n\n\n<div style=\"height:10px\" aria-hidden=\"true\" class=\"wp-block-spacer\"><\/div>\n\n\n<div style=\"color:#666666;\" class=\"wp-block-post-excerpt has-text-color\"><p class=\"wp-block-post-excerpt__excerpt\">by Oaffy Duckley In a shocking press conference last week, Danville mayor J.H. Atkins announced that the city was facing an unprecedented $20 million budget shortfall. While defending his mayoral administration\u2019s fiscal policies, he cited the fire department overshooting its budget by more than 800% as the principal cause of the shortfall. Itemized receipts reveal<\/p><p class=\"wp-block-post-excerpt__more-text\"><a class=\"wp-block-post-excerpt__more-link\" href=\"https:\/\/cento.centre.edu\/index.php\/2026\/04\/01\/danville-fire-department-in-shambles-after-too-many-fire-alarms\/\">Read More<\/a><\/p><\/div><\/div><\/div>\n\n<\/li><li class=\"wp-block-post post-9266 post type-post status-publish format-standard has-post-thumbnail hentry category-centonion\">\n\n<div style=\"height:20px\" aria-hidden=\"true\" class=\"wp-block-spacer\"><\/div>\n\n\n<figure style=\"height:289px;\" class=\"wp-block-post-featured-image\"><a href=\"https:\/\/cento.centre.edu\/index.php\/2026\/04\/01\/nolite-decepi-the-classics-department-is-sucking-us-dry\/\" target=\"_self\"  style=\"height:289px\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" width=\"260\" height=\"473\" src=\"https:\/\/cento.centre.edu\/wp-content\/uploads\/2026\/04\/Cento-April-Fools-2026-Draft-5-e1775075087450.png\" class=\"attachment-post-thumbnail size-post-thumbnail wp-post-image\" alt=\"NOLITE DECEPI! The Classics Department is Sucking Us DRY!\" style=\"height:289px;object-fit:cover;\" srcset=\"https:\/\/cento.centre.edu\/wp-content\/uploads\/2026\/04\/Cento-April-Fools-2026-Draft-5-e1775075087450.png 260w, https:\/\/cento.centre.edu\/wp-content\/uploads\/2026\/04\/Cento-April-Fools-2026-Draft-5-e1775075087450-165x300.png 165w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 260px) 100vw, 260px\" \/><\/a><\/figure>\n\n\n<div class=\"wp-block-group border-around mb-0 mt-0\"><div class=\"wp-block-group__inner-container is-layout-constrained wp-block-group-is-layout-constrained\">\n<div class=\"wp-block-columns is-layout-flex wp-container-core-columns-is-layout-9d6595d7 wp-block-columns-is-layout-flex\">\n<div class=\"wp-block-column is-layout-flow wp-block-column-is-layout-flow\" style=\"flex-basis:100%\"><h2 style=\"font-size:19px;font-style:normal;font-weight:500;text-transform:uppercase;\" class=\"remove-underline wp-block-post-title has-text-color has-black-color\"><a href=\"https:\/\/cento.centre.edu\/index.php\/2026\/04\/01\/nolite-decepi-the-classics-department-is-sucking-us-dry\/\" target=\"_self\" >NOLITE DECEPI! The Classics Department is Sucking Us DRY!<\/a><\/h2><\/div>\n<\/div>\n\n\n\n<div class=\"wp-block-group mb-0 mt-0 has-text-color is-nowrap is-layout-flex wp-container-core-group-is-layout-64989fb1 wp-block-group-is-layout-flex\" style=\"color:#666666\"><div class=\"wp-block-post-date\"><time datetime=\"2026-04-01T16:28:54-04:00\">Apr 01, 2026<\/time><\/div>\n\n\n<p>|<\/p>\n\n\n<div class=\"taxonomy-category wp-block-post-terms\"><a href=\"https:\/\/cento.centre.edu\/index.php\/category\/centonion\/\" rel=\"tag\">CentOnion<\/a><\/div><\/div>\n\n\n\n<div style=\"height:10px\" aria-hidden=\"true\" class=\"wp-block-spacer\"><\/div>\n\n\n<div style=\"color:#666666;\" class=\"wp-block-post-excerpt has-text-color\"><p class=\"wp-block-post-excerpt__excerpt\">by Cole Hiller and Ollie Gibson BREAKING NEWS! The Cento detectives have uncovered the greatest conspiracy in all of Centre history.&nbsp; It is a loosely kept secret that Centre\u2019s financial situation has been rocky at best over the last few years. The key to understanding the recent tuition increase lies in the hands of the<\/p><p class=\"wp-block-post-excerpt__more-text\"><a class=\"wp-block-post-excerpt__more-link\" href=\"https:\/\/cento.centre.edu\/index.php\/2026\/04\/01\/nolite-decepi-the-classics-department-is-sucking-us-dry\/\">Read More<\/a><\/p><\/div><\/div><\/div>\n\n<\/li><li class=\"wp-block-post post-9251 post type-post status-publish format-standard has-post-thumbnail hentry category-centonion\">\n\n<div style=\"height:20px\" aria-hidden=\"true\" class=\"wp-block-spacer\"><\/div>\n\n\n<figure style=\"height:289px;\" class=\"wp-block-post-featured-image\"><a href=\"https:\/\/cento.centre.edu\/index.php\/2026\/04\/01\/centre-english-department-undergoes-historic-battle-yaoi-vs-yuri\/\" target=\"_self\"  style=\"height:289px\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" width=\"594\" height=\"396\" src=\"https:\/\/cento.centre.edu\/wp-content\/uploads\/2026\/04\/Cento-April-Fools-2026-Draft-2.png\" class=\"attachment-post-thumbnail size-post-thumbnail wp-post-image\" alt=\"Centre English Department Undergoes Historic Battle: Yaoi vs. Yuri\" style=\"height:289px;object-fit:cover;\" srcset=\"https:\/\/cento.centre.edu\/wp-content\/uploads\/2026\/04\/Cento-April-Fools-2026-Draft-2.png 594w, https:\/\/cento.centre.edu\/wp-content\/uploads\/2026\/04\/Cento-April-Fools-2026-Draft-2-300x200.png 300w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 594px) 100vw, 594px\" \/><\/a><\/figure>\n\n\n<div class=\"wp-block-group border-around mb-0 mt-0\"><div class=\"wp-block-group__inner-container is-layout-constrained wp-block-group-is-layout-constrained\">\n<div class=\"wp-block-columns is-layout-flex wp-container-core-columns-is-layout-9d6595d7 wp-block-columns-is-layout-flex\">\n<div class=\"wp-block-column is-layout-flow wp-block-column-is-layout-flow\" style=\"flex-basis:100%\"><h2 style=\"font-size:19px;font-style:normal;font-weight:500;text-transform:uppercase;\" class=\"remove-underline wp-block-post-title has-text-color has-black-color\"><a href=\"https:\/\/cento.centre.edu\/index.php\/2026\/04\/01\/centre-english-department-undergoes-historic-battle-yaoi-vs-yuri\/\" target=\"_self\" >Centre English Department Undergoes Historic Battle: Yaoi vs. Yuri<\/a><\/h2><\/div>\n<\/div>\n\n\n\n<div class=\"wp-block-group mb-0 mt-0 has-text-color is-nowrap is-layout-flex wp-container-core-group-is-layout-64989fb1 wp-block-group-is-layout-flex\" style=\"color:#666666\"><div class=\"wp-block-post-date\"><time datetime=\"2026-04-01T16:28:46-04:00\">Apr 01, 2026<\/time><\/div>\n\n\n<p>|<\/p>\n\n\n<div class=\"taxonomy-category wp-block-post-terms\"><a href=\"https:\/\/cento.centre.edu\/index.php\/category\/centonion\/\" rel=\"tag\">CentOnion<\/a><\/div><\/div>\n\n\n\n<div style=\"height:10px\" aria-hidden=\"true\" class=\"wp-block-spacer\"><\/div>\n\n\n<div style=\"color:#666666;\" class=\"wp-block-post-excerpt has-text-color\"><p class=\"wp-block-post-excerpt__excerpt\">by Charlesie Robison Centre College\u2019s English department, typically a department of community, respect, and camaraderie, has fallen into disarray and infighting, and is beginning to fall apart at the seams. Last Thursday, deep in the basements of Crounse, a long buried tome was found, hidden by the retired Mark Lucas. In it, he prophesied the<\/p><p class=\"wp-block-post-excerpt__more-text\"><a class=\"wp-block-post-excerpt__more-link\" href=\"https:\/\/cento.centre.edu\/index.php\/2026\/04\/01\/centre-english-department-undergoes-historic-battle-yaoi-vs-yuri\/\">Read More<\/a><\/p><\/div><\/div><\/div>\n\n<\/li><li class=\"wp-block-post post-9269 post type-post status-publish format-standard has-post-thumbnail hentry category-centonion\">\n\n<div style=\"height:20px\" aria-hidden=\"true\" class=\"wp-block-spacer\"><\/div>\n\n\n<figure style=\"height:289px;\" class=\"wp-block-post-featured-image\"><a href=\"https:\/\/cento.centre.edu\/index.php\/2026\/04\/01\/andy-beshear-to-run-for-president-in-2028\/\" target=\"_self\"  style=\"height:289px\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" width=\"1280\" height=\"853\" src=\"https:\/\/cento.centre.edu\/wp-content\/uploads\/2026\/04\/image-4.png\" class=\"attachment-post-thumbnail size-post-thumbnail wp-post-image\" alt=\"Andy Beshear to Run for President in 2028\" style=\"height:289px;object-fit:cover;\" srcset=\"https:\/\/cento.centre.edu\/wp-content\/uploads\/2026\/04\/image-4.png 1280w, https:\/\/cento.centre.edu\/wp-content\/uploads\/2026\/04\/image-4-300x200.png 300w, https:\/\/cento.centre.edu\/wp-content\/uploads\/2026\/04\/image-4-1024x682.png 1024w, https:\/\/cento.centre.edu\/wp-content\/uploads\/2026\/04\/image-4-768x512.png 768w, https:\/\/cento.centre.edu\/wp-content\/uploads\/2026\/04\/image-4-720x480.png 720w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 1280px) 100vw, 1280px\" \/><\/a><\/figure>\n\n\n<div class=\"wp-block-group border-around mb-0 mt-0\"><div class=\"wp-block-group__inner-container is-layout-constrained wp-block-group-is-layout-constrained\">\n<div class=\"wp-block-columns is-layout-flex wp-container-core-columns-is-layout-9d6595d7 wp-block-columns-is-layout-flex\">\n<div class=\"wp-block-column is-layout-flow wp-block-column-is-layout-flow\" style=\"flex-basis:100%\"><h2 style=\"font-size:19px;font-style:normal;font-weight:500;text-transform:uppercase;\" class=\"remove-underline wp-block-post-title has-text-color has-black-color\"><a href=\"https:\/\/cento.centre.edu\/index.php\/2026\/04\/01\/andy-beshear-to-run-for-president-in-2028\/\" target=\"_self\" >Andy Beshear to Run for President in 2028<\/a><\/h2><\/div>\n<\/div>\n\n\n\n<div class=\"wp-block-group mb-0 mt-0 has-text-color is-nowrap is-layout-flex wp-container-core-group-is-layout-64989fb1 wp-block-group-is-layout-flex\" style=\"color:#666666\"><div class=\"wp-block-post-date\"><time datetime=\"2026-04-01T16:28:41-04:00\">Apr 01, 2026<\/time><\/div>\n\n\n<p>|<\/p>\n\n\n<div class=\"taxonomy-category wp-block-post-terms\"><a href=\"https:\/\/cento.centre.edu\/index.php\/category\/centonion\/\" rel=\"tag\">CentOnion<\/a><\/div><\/div>\n\n\n\n<div style=\"height:10px\" aria-hidden=\"true\" class=\"wp-block-spacer\"><\/div>\n\n\n<div style=\"color:#666666;\" class=\"wp-block-post-excerpt has-text-color\"><p class=\"wp-block-post-excerpt__excerpt\">by Oaffy Duckley Governor Andy Beshear announced today what many had long been suspecting: he is officially running for President. Since he is term-limited as a governor, many political analysts expected that he would likely seek out another office at the conclusion of his term, which Beshear has now finally confirmed. In his public announcement<\/p><p class=\"wp-block-post-excerpt__more-text\"><a class=\"wp-block-post-excerpt__more-link\" href=\"https:\/\/cento.centre.edu\/index.php\/2026\/04\/01\/andy-beshear-to-run-for-president-in-2028\/\">Read More<\/a><\/p><\/div><\/div><\/div>\n\n<\/li><li class=\"wp-block-post post-9263 post type-post status-publish format-standard has-post-thumbnail hentry category-centonion\">\n\n<div style=\"height:20px\" aria-hidden=\"true\" class=\"wp-block-spacer\"><\/div>\n\n\n<figure style=\"height:289px;\" class=\"wp-block-post-featured-image\"><a href=\"https:\/\/cento.centre.edu\/index.php\/2026\/04\/01\/heated-rivalry-a-pop-culture-renaissance\/\" target=\"_self\"  style=\"height:289px\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" width=\"686\" height=\"706\" src=\"https:\/\/cento.centre.edu\/wp-content\/uploads\/2026\/04\/Cento-April-Fools-2026-Draft-4.png\" class=\"attachment-post-thumbnail size-post-thumbnail wp-post-image\" alt=\"Heated Rivalry: A Pop Culture Renaissance\" style=\"height:289px;object-fit:cover;\" srcset=\"https:\/\/cento.centre.edu\/wp-content\/uploads\/2026\/04\/Cento-April-Fools-2026-Draft-4.png 686w, https:\/\/cento.centre.edu\/wp-content\/uploads\/2026\/04\/Cento-April-Fools-2026-Draft-4-292x300.png 292w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 686px) 100vw, 686px\" \/><\/a><\/figure>\n\n\n<div class=\"wp-block-group border-around mb-0 mt-0\"><div class=\"wp-block-group__inner-container is-layout-constrained wp-block-group-is-layout-constrained\">\n<div class=\"wp-block-columns is-layout-flex wp-container-core-columns-is-layout-9d6595d7 wp-block-columns-is-layout-flex\">\n<div class=\"wp-block-column is-layout-flow wp-block-column-is-layout-flow\" style=\"flex-basis:100%\"><h2 style=\"font-size:19px;font-style:normal;font-weight:500;text-transform:uppercase;\" class=\"remove-underline wp-block-post-title has-text-color has-black-color\"><a href=\"https:\/\/cento.centre.edu\/index.php\/2026\/04\/01\/heated-rivalry-a-pop-culture-renaissance\/\" target=\"_self\" >Heated Rivalry: A Pop Culture Renaissance<\/a><\/h2><\/div>\n<\/div>\n\n\n\n<div class=\"wp-block-group mb-0 mt-0 has-text-color is-nowrap is-layout-flex wp-container-core-group-is-layout-64989fb1 wp-block-group-is-layout-flex\" style=\"color:#666666\"><div class=\"wp-block-post-date\"><time datetime=\"2026-04-01T16:28:37-04:00\">Apr 01, 2026<\/time><\/div>\n\n\n<p>|<\/p>\n\n\n<div class=\"taxonomy-category wp-block-post-terms\"><a href=\"https:\/\/cento.centre.edu\/index.php\/category\/centonion\/\" rel=\"tag\">CentOnion<\/a><\/div><\/div>\n\n\n\n<div style=\"height:10px\" aria-hidden=\"true\" class=\"wp-block-spacer\"><\/div>\n\n\n<div style=\"color:#666666;\" class=\"wp-block-post-excerpt has-text-color\"><p class=\"wp-block-post-excerpt__excerpt\">by Morgan Dawson As we glide towards the second quarter of 2026, ice skating seems to be on the top of everyone\u2019s minds \u2014 from the stunning performances at the Winter Olympics, Alysa Liu\u2019s usurpation of every corner of the internet, and the television series \u201cHeated Rivalry.\u201d Just a scant four months since its streaming<\/p><p class=\"wp-block-post-excerpt__more-text\"><a class=\"wp-block-post-excerpt__more-link\" href=\"https:\/\/cento.centre.edu\/index.php\/2026\/04\/01\/heated-rivalry-a-pop-culture-renaissance\/\">Read More<\/a><\/p><\/div><\/div><\/div>\n\n<\/li><\/ul>\n\n\n<div style=\"height:50px\" aria-hidden=\"true\" class=\"wp-block-spacer\"><\/div>\n\n\n\n<div class=\"wp-block-group mb-0 mt-0 is-content-justification-space-between is-nowrap is-layout-flex wp-container-core-group-is-layout-0dfbf163 wp-block-group-is-layout-flex\"><nav class=\"wp-block-query-pagination is-content-justification-space-between is-layout-flex wp-container-core-query-pagination-is-layout-3d213aab wp-block-query-pagination-is-layout-flex\" aria-label=\"Pagination\">\n<a 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